Hey everybody, I'm going to Texas! That's right, that whole family and I will be spending three wonderful weeks in sunny Texas. Okay, what I mean to say is that we will be attempting to survive three weeks sweating our balls off in Texas, rather than sweating them off here. I led to believe, by certain Texas apologists, that while the temperature is hotter in Texas, it's actually a dry heat and as such won't feel as hot as the wet nasty armpit cheese heat of Japan. I for one will believe this when I smell it. I suspect that the majority of my time will be spent slinking around in the shadows like a rattle snake or [insert hokey Western metaphor here]. So anyone who has some free time and wants to be sweated on by real live foreigners, please come to Austin, Texas from July 16th.
Donkeymon
