Hey I just went to the dentist. Apparently I have some low level gingivitis which necessitates them scraping all my teeth off just under the gums. It's kinda painful, but just a little really. I almost enjoy that level of pain, actually. And I have a little bit of a crush on my dentist. Really it's a situational thing, because it only happens when I am at the dentist's office, in the chair. She's pretty cute really, or at least her eyes are. It's a weird thing, because you are stuck there for like half an hour, with nothing to look at except for a blinding light and the upper half of the dentist's face, so you (Well, I don't know about you, but I) study all the little details of her face. She's got a mole the size of a ladybug next to her right eye, which doesn't bother me, and she plucks out 95% of her eyebrows and then paints them back in. She wears too much make up, but it's hard to say if it just looks that way from 6 inches away.I could probably identify her corpse if the upper half of her face was all that was left. But if I saw her in the street, I would never know recognize her because I have only seen half her face. Being a dentist, you would expect her to have a nice mouth, but who knows? She could have a horrible horse mouth, which may have been what motivated her to go into dentistry in the first place.